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Shirt Notice: Don't Make Me A Target

Zebra Shirt by 200 Nipples

Zebra’s are the only animals in nature I know of that use . As opposed to what most people think of when they hear “camouflage”, dazzle camouflage doesn’t obscure a target, but breaks up its shape and confusing the visual perception of would-be observers.

Is it large or small; is it coming or going? Is that an butt or a snout? Should we just go eat gazelle instead of trying to wrap our heads around this weirdness? (Said the lioness.)

This all makes the Zebra unquestionably badass in my designer’s mind. So I’d like one across my chest. Since I tend to print stuff I want to own, you can get one across your chest, too starting May 10th.

Girl Cut Zebra T-Shirt by 200 Nipples

As usual, the shirt will be printed on a super-soft high quality ring spun cotton blank, it has a “tagless” tag for comfort, is packed with a certificate of authenticity, and is made with love. Enjoy.

“Don’t Make Me A Target” goes on sale on the home page May 10th, 2010 at 12:00am (US CST).

If you like this shirt, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.


  1. Posted by / On May 12, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    I freaking love this design. Dazzle + Zebra = Dazzra.

  2. Posted by james / On May 17, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    when did all the prices go up to $29, that was a bit sly

  3. Posted by Carina / On May 17, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    Is there a reason why it will not let me select girl cut for this shirt?

  4. Posted by wmeredith / On May 17, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    Ah, the problem rears its ugly head again… And we’ll look into it… again.

  5. Posted by ryan kovach / On May 23, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    Hey, I was orignially a pretty loyal fan. The artowk on the tees were really nice, but ever since the changes. The quality of tee has gone down steadily, I have not seen one t shirt i enjoy. Maybe its just my taste, but it kind of looks like the sales have gone down aswell, i think you should rethink your gameplan. Looking forward to future Tee’s, thanks as always.

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