Fabulously Interesting Policies
100% Satisfaction Guarantee (Return Policy)If your shirt arrives and anything whatsoever is wrong with it, send it back with the certificate of authenticity and a note describing the problem. We'll refund the purchase price of the shirt. (Shipping is on you. This isn't a soup kitchen.) Now, if we get the shirt and it's obviously been worn out and about, or washed, or has a chili stain on it, we're keeping your money. So when your shirt arrives, look it over and make a decision then.
Privacy policyWe consider spammers slime and act accordingly. We'll not share your email address with a third party for any reason. It should also be noted that we've preemptively relieved ourselves of dealing with your financial information by utilizing and/or for all transactions.
There's no lawyer writing this page for us (can't afford one). So, if you really manage to get yourself in a snit over something we have or haven't done, please be gentle.
These policies are subject to, and probably will, change if they start getting abused.