Frequently Asked Questions
Who's in charge around here?
We are. That's my sister, Shandra. She does business stuff. I'm Wade and I do web stuff. We're both graceful. Scott is behind that curtain somewhere, he programmed our shopping cart.
What's with "200 Nipples?"
That's how many nipples we assume will be covered by any single run of our high-quality shirts. (We'll have the third-nippled buyer in there occasionally, but we didn't want to count on it when naming the company; this is serious business, after all.)
When will there be a new design up for sale?
We currently have a new design available every two weeks at midnight U.S. CST (GMT -6). If we start selling out before that, we may update our product cycle accordingly.
Will you call me right before it goes on sale?
Kinda'... Check out this blog post to find out how you can get an email and/or RSS reminder the day before the next shirt goes on sale.
Can I get so-and-so design in a different color?
Nope. What you see is what we print.
What size should I order?
Our sizing charts are right here.
How does shipping work?
We ship orders on or before the ship date listed with the design. All orders within the continental U.S. will be charged $5 for shipping. Everyone else pays $10. Please allow 5-7 business days after the ship date for your package to arrive.
Who designs the shirts?
If the designs are good enough we'll consider anyone. You'll always be able to learn about the designers of the shirts under our featured designers catagory over at the blog. If you'd like to design for 200 Nipples, check out this blog post.
What do you guys pay your designers?
10% of our take, plus all the promotion they can handle. (Example here.)
What makes your shirts worth $100?
They're made using the highest quality materials and processes available. Yes, our designs are super-cool. Yes, it's a killer conversation piece. And yes, every aspect of these garments, from the ultra-comfortable tagless tag, to the packaging materials, has been lovingly slaved over by my sister and me.
But honestly, if we were selling these shirts by the thousands while a machine somewhere in China cranked them out 24-hours a day, then they'd cost about $40 each. But we're not selling them all at the same price, are we? We're selling some of them at steal-of-the-season, no-reason-not-to-buy prices. And we're making your shirt the way you want it. We're also offering you a piece of clothing that you'll pretty much never see anyone else wearing at your lame very-awesome hipster parties. You'd have to go to a second-hand store to get that kind of exclusivity, otherwise. And our shirt don't smell like cigarette smoke and disinfectant. In fact, they smell like something new that was hand made just for you.
What makes your shirts worth a $1?
Um, you can't even drive down the street for a dollar. What would have to be wrong with these shirts to make them not worth a dollar? No arm-holes?