If a shirt is counting down, then it's already in someone else's shipping cart. If the timer hits zero before being purchased, the shirt will be available again.
Here's the deal:
We use the finest ring-spun, pre-shrunk, 100% cotton blanks available. They're super-soft, have a 'tagless' printed tag for comfort and they won't fall apart or change two sizes in the wash. Each one of our limited edition t-shirts is delivered with a certificate of authenticity, comes with a 100% money-back satisfaction guarantee and is completely unique...
"Wait-What?"Fair enough; we'll spell it out then shall we?
1) We sell limited edition T-shirts.
2) We only sell enough of any one design to cover 200 nipples. (That's 100 shirts, give or take a nipple.)
3) Each shirt is numbered... 1... 2... 3... up to 100.
4) The number on the shirt is how much it costs in USD ($).
5) There isn't a five, but I'm more of an odds man than an evens man, when it comes to lists. (More of an evens man when it comes to eyes and nipples, though.)
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