“What are Roman Numerals?” Here is a video explaining what they are:

Roman Numerals are used by many fraternal clubs and by the Super Bowl!

This design is available at midnight 2.16.2011.

Every few months we will randomly offer our old pricing model of #1 is $1, #2 is $2, and so on…

We matched this design up with some pink and green rain so it pops off of a white canvas.

Please share this blog post with your peoples.

The new design will be coming soon and we will leave “Ghost Town” up a few more days while we get it ready.

2. Free Shirt

Every “Ghost Town” shirt ordered (Which is one of our favorite designs) will receive a Free Shirt from the Archive Store.

Your Free Shirt will come in the same size that you order of “Ghost Town”. We will  send “Today”, “Make Progress”, “At Your Leisure”, or “Don’t make me a Target” as Your Free Shirt.

There is something extra for the customers that ordered “Ghost Town” before the Free Shirt addition.  You’ll see below.

3. Old Pricing

The new design will be available with our OG pricing. That’s right #1 is $1, #2 is $2, and so on. You know the deal.
We will do this every once in awhile to remember what got us to this point of not making any money. Hope you can laugh with us.

Someday we do hope 200Nipples becomes successful with a flat price per shirt.

For the people who ordered a “Ghost Town” shirt before the Free Shirt addition: We are going to give you the first crack at the next design with the OG pricing.
We’ll send you an email about it before the new design goes up.

You can now buy some of the archived designs from the past at the ARCHIVE STORE. We are still only selling a total of 100 of each design. What you see available in the Archive is the balance available after the design comes down from the homepage. Once a design does go into the archive store it does cost more so buy it when it’s new on the homepage for less if you want it.

You will see some more changes and additions coming. We will be turning up the tops that cover your nipples, we might change the numbering system on the shirts, and we will be getting our inspiration from some unique places that will make each product even more unique. 200 Nipples will always keep it limited edition!

Other sites sell shirts for a limited time for less money (and they probably sell thousands) we will not go there. We will stick to selling a limited amount vs. a limited time. We buy shirts from them sometimes for ourselves so there is love for them. Hugs and Kisses!

You can’t control where you came from. The cards we’re dealt are far beyond our control, most of the time all we can do is play them. Just a little something to keep in mind the next time you feel like hating on someone just because of the name printed on their construction paper wrapper or the color of their wax. Food for thought, indeed…

Also, I love interrobangs, because I’m sort of a typography geek. That is all.

As always…

Our shirts are printed on high quality ring spun soft cotton blanks, have “tagless” printed tags for comfort, are packed with a certificate of authenticity, and made with love.

“Born Yellow” goes on sale on the home page June 7th, 2010 at 12:00am (US CST).

If you like this shirt, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

Ah, another shirt with a message to piss off the whiners. Anyway, I think the design itself is pretty cool this time around, along with a somewhat timely message. (What with untold amounts of sweet black crude spilling into the Gulf of Mexico as I type this.)

The shirt will be printed on a super-soft high quality ring spun cotton blank, it has a “tagless” tag for comfort, is packed with a certificate of authenticity, and is made with love. Enjoy.

“Human Hangover” goes on sale on the home page May 24th, 2010 at 12:00am (US CST).

If you like this shirt, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

Update: Requested graphic detail…

Zebra’s are the only animals in nature I know of that use Dazzle Camouflage. As opposed to what most people think of when they hear “camouflage”, dazzle camouflage doesn’t obscure a target, but breaks up its shape and confusing the visual perception of would-be observers.

Is it large or small; is it coming or going? Is that an butt or a snout? Should we just go eat gazelle instead of trying to wrap our heads around this weirdness? (Said the lioness.)

This all makes the Zebra unquestionably badass in my designer’s mind. So I’d like one across my chest. Since I tend to print stuff I want to own, you can get one across your chest, too starting May 10th.

As usual, the shirt will be printed on a super-soft high quality ring spun cotton blank, it has a “tagless” tag for comfort, is packed with a certificate of authenticity, and is made with love. Enjoy.

“Don’t Make Me A Target” goes on sale on the home page May 10th, 2010 at 12:00am (US CST).

If you like this shirt, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

In his new television series, Stephen Hawking says we should try to avoid contact with intelligent alien life.

We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet. (Source)

I think he saw Avatar.

The final frontier is opening up to us painfully slowly and maybe that’s not such a bad thing? Probably the smartest guy on the planet thinks so, do you? I for one want Virgin Galactic tickets to come down so I can get my shot at zero-g. As with most things, our exploration of space is a maze of options and possibilities to be navigated. Will it lead to Battlefield Earth? I don’t know, but I certainly hope it has a better script. Hell, I just hope it has better hair.

“Rocket Surgery” goes on sale on the home page April 26th, 2010 at 12:00am (US CST). Enjoy…

If you like this shirt, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

Also, we went to a new fixed pricing structure ($29/shirt with free shipping worldwide) and there was a lot of pissing and moaning about it. There was also some positive reception, too. So I want to explain something really quickly…

The new pricing model is better for more people.

In the past with our variable pricing model, shirt #24 would be priced at $29 when you include shipping. So that means that only #’s below 24 were cheaper than they are now.   Our bargain-hunters loved us for the chance of getting a $1 shirt that we no longer offer, but the trade off is offering more shirts at cheaper prices to our customers who dig what we’re doing here. And they can get the numbers they want. (It would actually be #19 for international shipping addresses, which better illustrates my point, but those are only about 15% or our orders.)

As we grow, we hope to offer 100 affordable chances at being part of something truly unique and to continue to offer the personal customer service that is possible with a small customer base. Low-quantity runs are less cost effective, but we feel the value of exclusivity for the purchaser is worth it to some. This is all not  mention that our quality is better than most.

So that’s the deal. I know we won’t be bringing everyone from before along with us, and that’s OK. This will be a good thing for more customers in the long run.

Upside Down is the only way I can succinctly describe a world in which 25 hedge fund managers are paid a sum that would employ 680,000 entry-level teachers. The person in the swing is supported by an infrastructure (the tree) grown of violence (the bomb). I think of that person as your average first-world citizen living in a waking dream powered by fast food value menus, Dancing With The Stars, NASCAR and the NFL (all streaming in high definition).

It’s notable that this shirt is the first 200 Nipples shirt we will sell at flat pricing ($29) and with free shipping (every order, every location, worldwide). It’s a big change and you can read more about it here. The short story is that we’ve had a lot people ask for flat pricing, it will allow us to keep doing what we’re doing and now people who want the higher numbers can get them. We’re shipping free because at flat pricing we can afford to.

“Upside Down” goes on sale on the home page April 12th, 2010 at 12:00am (US CST). Enjoy…

If you like this shirt, let us know in the comments. If you hate it, tell us why. The more feedback we get, the better.

-Wade