DJ Headphones T-Shirt

It doesn’t matter who you are or where you are: there’s only one way to let the world know you’re a DJ other than spinning actual music, just put one can up to the side of your head and bob to the rhythm. All of a sudden it’s like, YEAH! The wheels on this bus aren’t the only thing going ’round and ’round, son! My head’s not a binary switch, not even close… uhn-tiss uhn-tiss uhn-tiss…

200 Nipples DJ Shirt

I used to know a lot of drug dealers “DJ’s” that always had some other crap job supporting their music-mashing habit. (Making them no different from other performers.) I always appreciated them for playing the newest form of musical instruments. I also envied their ability to create new music from old as something special.

This shirt is for those who appreciate these new musicians, as well as the musicians themselves. (Oh, and for the nay-sayers who think DJ’s aren’t actually playing an instrument, you’re dead wrong. I’d suggest you watch either of these two videos or maybe a Girl Talk album, and tell me they aren’t creating rythms and in some cases even melody and harmony that didn’t exist before, but I digress…)

“DJ ON!” goes on sale on the home page March 8th, 2010 at 12:00am (US CST). Enjoy…

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